A few month ago I posted this photo on Facebook thanking my “dear” friend for the vat of glitter she gifted my children. I thought long and hard about how to get her back. Everyone chimed in with evil plots. “Send moon dough,” someone suggested. “Or a really loud, battery-operated toy.” “Or a Furby!” I contemplated all of the above, but nothing seemed quite right.
Yesterday my friend and MyLifeSuckers peep extraordinaire, Stacey Sheehan, sent me a link to this amazing new Australian company called Ship Your Enemies Glitter. Yes, for $10AUD (about 8 American bucks) you can send the people you hate a letter detailing why you hate them … covered in glitter. Loads and loads of glitter. BRILLIANT!
I’m still finding glitter from the lovely “gift” my friend sent over seven months ago. Because, as they say, glitter is the herpes of crafts. It NEVER goes away. So be sure to only ship glitter to the people you really detest. Because glitter is a very, very terrible thing.