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Real Mom Makeup Tutorial

There are a zillion makeup tutorials out there. But I haven't been able to find one that shows what it's REALLY like to try to put on makeup when you have kids. So I made my own. Here's my Real Mom Makeup Tutorial. Watch and enjoy! You'll learn a ton (no you won't) and laugh away. And check out my Real Mom Ab Workout!

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  1. Jhanis says

    June 3, 2014 at 6:17 am

    So freaking funny because it’s so true! Gah! Who needs make up anyway?!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 7:56 am

      Right? Who has time for that stuff???? LOL

      Reply
    • Christen says

      June 5, 2014 at 11:21 am

      Thank you! How true it is! Especially yelling at your kids through the bathroom door. Yea! I’m not the only one. Thank you!

      Reply
      • Deva says

        June 5, 2014 at 4:05 pm

        LOL, nope. I’m right there with you 😉

        Reply
  2. Sylvia says

    June 3, 2014 at 8:06 am

    I just discovered your site, and your AWESOME!!!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 8:10 am

      Hi Sylvia! Welcome!!!!!

      Reply
  3. justine christensen says

    June 3, 2014 at 8:19 am

    I love this. This was so my life!!!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 9:19 am

      🙂

      Reply
  4. Kristi says

    June 3, 2014 at 9:06 am

    Hahahahahaha!! I’m choking on oxygen right now. That was amazing and quite possibly the best thing I have ever watched. I am even going to share it on Facebook which I’m sure will elicit several responses from the Mom’s who are so perfect that they have time to do a full face of “Movie star at the Academy Awards” make up while their kids hold hands and sing Kumbaya about how this is not how it really is.

    Seriously though, I don’t even bother with make up or even a freaking hair brush half the time unless it’s date night. I was even blessed with a Husband who thinks pajamas are the hottest thing ever. He actually asked me to put on jeans one morning before I took the kids to the bus so that other people wouldn’t see me in my oversized men’s flannel pj pants and want to “steal me away”.

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    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 9:25 am

      Hi Kristi! I’m so happy you like it! Yeah, I try to look decent but it’s pretty much impossible. The minute I try to do my hair/shower/put on makeup the kids start fighting. SIGH!
      PS- Love your hubs, he sounds like a keeper 🙂

      Reply
  5. Hillary Milks says

    June 3, 2014 at 9:14 am

    Ohmygod I am in years laughing!

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    • Hillary Milks says

      June 3, 2014 at 9:17 am

      *tears* !!

      Reply
      • Deva says

        June 3, 2014 at 9:30 am

        <3 That makes me happy. Not that I want to see you cry, Hillary ;)

        Reply
  6. Susan Maccarelli says

    June 3, 2014 at 9:22 am

    Now my make-up routine, which is basically Chapstick if I’m lucky (tinted if I have a date), doesn’t seem so minimalist :o) Loved watching this!!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 9:29 am

      “Tinted if I have a date” – I love it!!!!

      Reply
  7. Rachael says

    June 3, 2014 at 9:31 am

    I could not possibly love you any more than I do now. In a totally creepy internet stalker sort of way of course.

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 9:40 am

      Ha ha. I love that kind of love! xo

      Reply
  8. Doris says

    June 3, 2014 at 11:12 am

    I Looooveeee you!! you’re awesome!!!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 12:45 pm

      Thank you Doris!!!!!!

      Reply
  9. Amanda says

    June 3, 2014 at 11:50 am

    Love it and my daughter said that you momma

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 12:45 pm

      🙂

      Reply
  10. Catherine says

    June 3, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    Holy cow that was funny.

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 1:24 pm

      YAY!!

      Reply
  11. Kristin says

    June 3, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    I remember going though this vividly!!! So I made a point to share it with my friends that are so proud to be new moms and have NO CLUE what’s in store for them. Thanks for the glimpse of hilarious reality!!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 3, 2014 at 1:24 pm

      Thanks for sharing, Kristin!!! Yeah, I think I’ve scared a few of my pregnant friends with all of my blog antics 😉

      Reply
  12. Deva says

    June 3, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    OMG thank you for all the shares, guys!!!!! I so appreciate it! – Deva

    Reply
  13. Cass says

    June 4, 2014 at 4:44 pm

    SSSOOOO freaking true. I usually have to apply my makeup holding a one year old….yeah it has to be redone when i find something that will ACTUALLY occupy her mind!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 4, 2014 at 5:57 pm

      Yeah, we might as well have one hand tied behind our backs for ALL tasks 🙂

      Reply
  14. Kate Hall says

    June 15, 2014 at 3:54 am

    Hilarious!!! I laughed out loud. You are SO talented!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 15, 2014 at 9:51 am

      Aw, that’s so nice of you to say, Thank you, Kate!

      Reply
  15. Dried-on Milk says

    June 16, 2014 at 6:54 am

    Laughing SO hard because this was my morning!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      June 16, 2014 at 9:36 am

      It’s my every morning too 🙂

      Reply
  16. Christine Bearse says

    July 25, 2014 at 6:28 pm

    Make-up, I’m lucky to shower a couple times a week!!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      January 25, 2015 at 10:45 pm

      Exactly! LOL

      Reply
  17. Kathi Black says

    July 29, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    I love you!! You are so freaking hilarious. I think we are twins who were separated at birth, ha! I totally had a day like that today! Summer cannot end fast enough at our house… kids must be separated so they don’t kill one another. ha ha!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      January 25, 2015 at 10:45 pm

      Siblings are dangerous creatures when cooped up in the house too long together. LOL

      Reply
  18. JD says

    November 8, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    When my toddler isn’t hugging my legs(and crying), when I (attempt to) apply mine, he’s finding things to throw in the toilet while my back is turned. Then I cry, “Oh, no!! Not your shoes!!!” and he laughs. (Plus whatever his sisters are ((or are not)) doing.)

    All of your stuff is too funny. All the best to you and yours!

    Reply
    • Deva says

      January 25, 2015 at 10:44 pm

      Oh JD – that is classic! Your poor plumbing!

      Reply
  19. Shannon says

    January 28, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    If you let them in the bathroom with you they just end up playing in the toilet. Applying makeup takes advanced planning.

    Reply
    • Deva Dalporto says

      March 19, 2015 at 12:13 pm

      For sure!

      Reply
  20. Carla says

    January 28, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    Ok this is sad. My solution is a pixie haircut and bb cream. Here’s the sad part. ..my youngest kid is 19.

    Reply
    • Deva Dalporto says

      March 19, 2015 at 12:12 pm

      So you’re saying it never gets better?

      Reply
  21. Angela says

    April 6, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Deva, I watch this almost daily because it’s too funny! I wear that hairdo to the office. And now I know I’m not the only one. Btw you look amazing in it!

    Reply

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