Funny Mom Videos, Mom Humor
There are a zillion makeup tutorials out there. But I haven't been able to find one that shows what it's REALLY like to try to put on makeup when you have kids. So I made my own. Here's my Real Mom Makeup Tutorial. Watch and enjoy! You'll learn a ton (no you won't) and laugh away. And check out my Real Mom Ab Workout!
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So freaking funny because it’s so true! Gah! Who needs make up anyway?!
Right? Who has time for that stuff???? LOL
Thank you! How true it is! Especially yelling at your kids through the bathroom door. Yea! I’m not the only one. Thank you!
LOL, nope. I’m right there with you 😉
I just discovered your site, and your AWESOME!!!
Hi Sylvia! Welcome!!!!!
I love this. This was so my life!!!
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Hahahahahaha!! I’m choking on oxygen right now. That was amazing and quite possibly the best thing I have ever watched. I am even going to share it on Facebook which I’m sure will elicit several responses from the Mom’s who are so perfect that they have time to do a full face of “Movie star at the Academy Awards” make up while their kids hold hands and sing Kumbaya about how this is not how it really is.
Seriously though, I don’t even bother with make up or even a freaking hair brush half the time unless it’s date night. I was even blessed with a Husband who thinks pajamas are the hottest thing ever. He actually asked me to put on jeans one morning before I took the kids to the bus so that other people wouldn’t see me in my oversized men’s flannel pj pants and want to “steal me away”.
Hi Kristi! I’m so happy you like it! Yeah, I try to look decent but it’s pretty much impossible. The minute I try to do my hair/shower/put on makeup the kids start fighting. SIGH!
PS- Love your hubs, he sounds like a keeper 🙂
Ohmygod I am in years laughing!
*tears* !!
<3 That makes me happy. Not that I want to see you cry, Hillary ;)
Now my make-up routine, which is basically Chapstick if I’m lucky (tinted if I have a date), doesn’t seem so minimalist :o) Loved watching this!!
“Tinted if I have a date” – I love it!!!!
I could not possibly love you any more than I do now. In a totally creepy internet stalker sort of way of course.
Ha ha. I love that kind of love! xo
I Looooveeee you!! you’re awesome!!!
Thank you Doris!!!!!!
Love it and my daughter said that you momma
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Holy cow that was funny.
YAY!!
I remember going though this vividly!!! So I made a point to share it with my friends that are so proud to be new moms and have NO CLUE what’s in store for them. Thanks for the glimpse of hilarious reality!!
Thanks for sharing, Kristin!!! Yeah, I think I’ve scared a few of my pregnant friends with all of my blog antics 😉
OMG thank you for all the shares, guys!!!!! I so appreciate it! – Deva
SSSOOOO freaking true. I usually have to apply my makeup holding a one year old….yeah it has to be redone when i find something that will ACTUALLY occupy her mind!
Yeah, we might as well have one hand tied behind our backs for ALL tasks 🙂
Hilarious!!! I laughed out loud. You are SO talented!
Aw, that’s so nice of you to say, Thank you, Kate!
Laughing SO hard because this was my morning!
It’s my every morning too 🙂
Make-up, I’m lucky to shower a couple times a week!!
Exactly! LOL
I love you!! You are so freaking hilarious. I think we are twins who were separated at birth, ha! I totally had a day like that today! Summer cannot end fast enough at our house… kids must be separated so they don’t kill one another. ha ha!
Siblings are dangerous creatures when cooped up in the house too long together. LOL
When my toddler isn’t hugging my legs(and crying), when I (attempt to) apply mine, he’s finding things to throw in the toilet while my back is turned. Then I cry, “Oh, no!! Not your shoes!!!” and he laughs. (Plus whatever his sisters are ((or are not)) doing.)
All of your stuff is too funny. All the best to you and yours!
Oh JD – that is classic! Your poor plumbing!
If you let them in the bathroom with you they just end up playing in the toilet. Applying makeup takes advanced planning.
For sure!
Ok this is sad. My solution is a pixie haircut and bb cream. Here’s the sad part. ..my youngest kid is 19.
So you’re saying it never gets better?
Deva, I watch this almost daily because it’s too funny! I wear that hairdo to the office. And now I know I’m not the only one. Btw you look amazing in it!