I’ve had a lot of requests for the lyrics to my Iggy Azalea “Fancy” Parody “I’m So Cranky.” Everyone’s all like “You’re in the WHAT??? lane?” So here you go! ENJOY! And please SHARE my video if you like it! xo, Deva
First thing’s first, you’re my mama (mama)
Can’t make me do what I don’t wanna (wanna)
I’m my mama’s witness
I can track her down, when she’s doing her bidness
So you wanna bad kid like this, huh?
Drop a toy mom’ll pick it up like this, yeah
Cuppa milk, cuppa juice, cuppa tea
Pour it on the floor, she be mad at me
Ball’s going in the street, never chase that
Tracking in dirt, I’m gettin’ yelled at
Wanna go play, where’s my shoes at?
Talkin’ back, she don’t like that
I’m so cranky
You already know
I’m in the carpool lane
From Target to Costco
I’m so cranky
Mama’s looking old
I’m screaming her name
She’s ’bout to blow
She said, “Baby do this, I thought you knew this.”
Can’t stand no veggies and honest, the truth is
Your cooking is putrid, I just want to puke it
Swagger on mama, can’t shop no supermarket
Not going to bed on time, I won’t go down till nine
Just can’t worry ’bout no bedtime, gotta stay on my grind
She say, do this, do that. Do this, do that.
Pen’s for paper not the wall, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be the K-I-D-D-Y, put my name in bold
Been climbing up here with some sticks to throw
I’m so cranky
You already know
I’m in the carpool lane
From Target to Costco
I’m so cranky
Mama’s looking old
I’m screaming her name
She’s ’bout to blow
Trash the playroom
Let’s go jump on the sofa now
Interrupt the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Yeah, keep that tantrum up
You want some quiet, you don’t have that luck
Nap time, yeah I’m still up
Brother’s annoying just give him a punch
Ow…
Still standing, after all that
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Housework, carpool, I can fix that
Look my house got more laundry than a laundromat
It’s just the way you like it, huh?
Looks so good, I just wishing I could bite it, uh
Don’t make no money
Get my pay in kisses and huggies
I’m so cranky
You already know
I’m in the carpool lane
From Target to Costco
I’m so cranky
Mama’s looking old
I’m screaming her name
She’s ’bout to blow
Who dat? Who dat? M-O-M-M-Y
Do dat. Do dat. M-O-M-M-Y
Who dat? Who dat? M-O-M-M-Y
Blow
Who dat? Who dat? M-O-M-M-Y
Do dat. Do dat. M-O-M-M-Y
Who dat? Who dat? M-O-M-M-Y
I said blow
Check out my Let It Go – Mom Parody, What Does the Kid Say Parody and Timber Mom Parody!
