I’ve had a bunch of requests for the lyrics to my Let It Go – Mom Parody. So here they are in all of their insane glory! Sing along!
The nightlight glows in the nursery tonight
Not a tantrum to be seen
My living room’s a pigsty
And it looks like I need to clean
My kid was howling like a crazy beast outside
Couldn’t quiet him, now I’m freakin’ fried
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Take a moment to yourself and pee
Just rush, don’t flush, or else they’ll know
Great, now they know
Let it go, let it go
It’s OK to shower at noon
Let it go, let it go
One day he’ll use a spoon
It’s bedtime
It’s not time to play
Let the tantrum rage on
The screaming never bothered me anyway
It’s funny how some distance
Makes them seem so cute
And the kids that drove me crazy
Don’t bother me at all
It’s time to see what I can do
When my hands aren’t covered in your poo
Talk on the phone, eat a hot meal
Just mommy
Let it go, let it go
Put on some yoga pants
Let it go, let it go
No one’s giving you a second glance
Here I stand
Saggy boobs and all
Let the tantrum rage on
I can fold laundry and help with homework too
I can make dinner, carpool and kiss your boo boo
And one thought crystalizes but it won’t last
I’ll never get my abs back
The past is in the past
Let it go, let it go
So we get up at the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
Sleeping in is gone
Here I stand
Saggy boobs and all
Let the tantrum rage on
The screaming never bothered me anyway
