Here are the lyrics to my Jingle Bells Parody The Holidays Are Hell:
Dashing to the mall
My nerves are starting to fray
Traffic’s at a crawl
Kids screaming all the way (wah wah wah)
All this shopping is making me poor
There’s no end in sight
Don’t wanna go to another store
On this winter night
Oh the holidays are hell, holidays are hell
Think I’m going grey
There’s too much for me to do
Before Christmas day, hey!
Holidays are hell, holidays are hell
My list is a mile long
It’s no fun I wanna cry
And sing this holiday song
I have 400 presents to wrap
Need to decorate the tree
My hubby is taking a nap
While he leaves everything to me
Sent out my holiday card
Had to Photoshop on my son’s face
Why is it so hard
For us to all look in one place
Oh the holidays are hell, holidays are hell
Another flight delay
Guess we’ll have to sleep on a chair
In the airport today, hey!
Holidays are hell, holidays are hell
Please just be calm
I need more coffee
That’s really, really strong
Squeeze into my holiday dress
Head out to another party
Drink champers I confess
So I hand o’er my car key
My in-laws are coming to stay
But we don’t have the room
Feel like I’m going cray cray
Headed to my tomb
Oh the holidays are hell, holidays are hell
Time with family
There’s too many people
In this little house with me, hey!
Holidays are hell, holidays are hell
Can’t we get along
All this family fighting
It’s so silly and so wrong
Can’t stop stuffing my face
With cake and cookies too
Need to clean up this place
What’s a mom to do?
Just want to make it to new year
So I can take a rest
I’ve had enough holiday cheer
Cause it’s really just a whole lot of stress
Oh the holidays are hell, holidays are hell
Think I’m going grey
There’s too much for me to do
Before Christmas day, hey!
The holidays are hell, holidays are hell
My list is a mile long
It’s no fun I wanna cry
And sing this holiday song
I also wanted to share a few articles and interviews I’ve done with you!
TODAY Parents
92 Moose Radio Interview and article
Examiner.com
PopSugar
Mommy Shorts
NickMom
And I wrote something for HuffPost Parents
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