It’s been a year. A year since school was canceled. A year since we gathered. A year since we ate in a restaurant. A year since we traveled. A year since we left the house without trepidation … and a mask. It’s been a hell of a year. It’s been a year in which I […]
Back to School Rap 2020: Learning from the Kitchen
Back to School is verrrrrry different this year. Basically because the kids didn’t go BACK to anywhere. They’re still here. At home. Learning from the kitchen. Enjoy my latest original rap Back to School Rap 2020: Learning from the Kitchen and boogie along as you’re losing your mind with distance learning. Subscribe to my YouTube […]
Here Comes the Sun – Here Comes the Grey Parody
Quarantine has been REALLY hard on the personal upkeep and my roots have sprung with a vengeance! Honestly, I didn’t even really know what my real hair color was anymore. But now I do. And it has a lot less pigment than I recall. LOL But I always say it’s better to laugh about it […]
Potty Talk | Kristina Kuzmic | Episode 4
This week on Potty Talk I hide in the bathroom with the inspiring, amazing viral video star Kristina Kuzmic! We get real and talk about depression, not comparing yourself to others and making a Ta-Da List instead of a To-Do List! SUBSCRIBE for more episodes of Potty Talk!
Potty Talk | Episode 3 | CSI: Miami Star Boti Bliss
Join me and Boti Bliss from CSI: Miami as we hide in the bathroom and chat about how she grew up in a teepee with 3 siblings and how she’s handling parenting during a pandemic. SUBSCRIBE for more episodes of Potty Talk!
Potty Talk | Episode 2 | Sharzad Kiadeh
On this episode of Potty Talk (the only talk show where we have to hide from our kids in the bathroom) I hide with Sharzad Kiadeh – one of my favorite mamas! We talk vampire facials, how her kids call her an “ask-hole” and then dig deep and talk about loss. Warning: She has a […]
Things Moms Say in Quarantine
I don’t know about in your house, but here at Casa Dalporto I find myself repeating these things again and again and again!! I probably tell my son that we can’t go to the ER five times a day. I’m constantly ranting about how messy the house is. I’m super stressed about running out of […]
Potty Talk | Episode 1 | Kim Holderness
My new celebrity talk show Potty Talk is here! I’ve been wanting to create this show FOREVER and I’m so excited that it’s finally here. In Potty Talk, I hide from my kids in the bathroom and interview amazing, hilarious, famous parents (who of course are also hiding in the bathroom from their kids). My […]
Shelter-At-Home | THIS IS NOT WORKING!!!
I shot this while sitting on a pile of laundry at the end of a long day in quarantine. This whole home schooling while working-from-home while trying to keep the house clean and somehow feed everyone all day long at the same time is the pits. And honestly, I just want to quit. I know […]
Passive Aggressive Tutorials | How Not to Be a Selfish Jerk in the School Drop Off Lane
Nothing annoys me more than a rude parent in the school drop off lane! So I decided to make one of my ever-so-helpful Passive Aggressive Tutorials to help those obnoxious mamas and papas so you can actually drop your kid off without losing your mind. You’re welcome! Share this with all the parents who need […]
New Mom
My lovely production manager Katie was 9-months pregnant and so excited to finally meet her little princess when we shot this video. Being the nice boss that I am, I couldn’t let her go into motherhood blindly, so I decided to show her exactly what it’s like to have a baby! Subscribe to My YouTube […]
Lil Nas X – Old Town Road Mom Parody
Enjoy our Lil Nas X – Old Town Road Mom Parody! It’s about driving your kids around ALL. DAY. LONG. Anyone else feel like they live in the car??? I swear every day after school all I do is DRIVE!!!!!!! I’m like a personal chauffeur. My son has been BEGGING me to make a parody […]
Lizzo “Truth Hurts” Teen Parody
Why do kids love us until they turn into teenagers??? Enjoy my latest parody – Lizzo “Truth Hurts” Teen Parody. I think this may be my FAVORITE ever. Mainly because I wrote it with my daughter. But also because it was so fun to shout/rap like Lizzo. Enjoy and share with all your friends with […]
Salt-N-Pepa Push It Parody – Clean It
Push It is one of my favorite songs of all time and I’ve been dying to parody it for ages! So tada! Enjoy my Salt-N-Pepa parody all about cleaning. Because if your life is anything like mine, that’s pretty much all you do these days. PS – Important announcement! Facebook isn’t really showing my videos […]
5 Ways to Get Rid of Your Kids’ Halloween Candy
Halloween is over! And your kids now have piles and piles of candy in their possession. If you’re looking for a way to get rid of all that sugar, look no further. Here are 5 ways to ditch their candy. As usual, I have very, ahem, helpful advice, LOL. But all joking aside, one great […]
Mom Squad Rap
Parenting is hard. Really hard. And stressful. And I don’t think I could get through it without my support network, aka, my Mom Squad. My friends are my lifeline. They let me vent. They support me when I’m breaking down. They celebrate me to lift me up. They are always there for me, and my […]
Dad for a Day
Can you imagine how awesome it would be to be a dad for a day????? I often look at dad’s life and think, dang, that looks so fun. So my hubs and I swapped for 24 hours and let me tell you ladies, it was GLORIOUS!!!! Enjoy my latest video and please share it if […]
Passive Aggressive Tutorials | How to Throw Away Wrappers
Do your kids throw their wrappers all over the floor instead of in the trash?????? Yeah, happens in this house too. WHY??? Why can’t they make the long walk over to the trash can????? Well, rather than complain about it, I decided to make a tutorial to teach all of our lazy family members how […]
