Here are the lyrics to my Bus Don’t Move parody! ENJOY!
Bus it!
This here’s a tale for all you mamas
Tryin’ to get to school without big dramas
Beggin’ the kids to get outta their pajamas
They look at you and say, “We don’t wanna”
Okay smarty you’ll be tardy
Need a breakfast that’s good and hearty
Best friend calls and you wish you could text her
But you’re too busy giving your kids a lecture
Packing lunches blocking punches
Kids are served and you’re dreaming of brunches
Time to go you got to prance
But then you notice that your kid split his pants
Your girl starts walking son starts squawking
No one listens to all of your talking
Gonna miss the bus cause it’s time to groove
So come on kiddos get on the bus and move
Get on the bus and move
You’re on a mission and your wishin’
Someone could get your kids to listen
Lookin’ for their shoes in all the wrong places
Wiping up food off of their faces
Long vacation relaxation
Every summer has a cessation
And every school year has a day to start
So don’t just sit there and fall apart
At school kids learnin’, so they’re goin’
Could care less about the fit they’re throwin’
Feelin’ like your about to implode
Then you spot the school bus driving down the road
It’s big and yellow, you say “Hello,
come pick up my kids you fine fellow.”
They run over there without a second to lose
Stop arm extends, see a bus, don’t move
School bus, don’t pass it
School bus, baby don’t pass it
(You see a bus don’t move)
School bus, don’t pass it
School bus, baby don’t pass it
Break it down for me mamas
In this city drivers are crazy
Don’t look both ways because they’re lazy
Don’t pay attention to what’s in their way
Try to make a move sign says, “No way!”
Kids are walkin’ drivers are talkin’
Can’t see the bus arm that is stoppin’
So if you’re in a hurry and you’re in your car
Then you gotta pay attention and there you are
It’s a scary statistic, I’m being moralistic
Stop arm safety is my logistic
Cause once you get them loaded in that van
Then you got a whole day to do your jam
Bus starts rollin’ you start strollin’
Thinking of all the hours you’ve stolen
Looking super fly cause your day just improved
Then the pile of laundry kills your groove
School bus, don’t pass it
School bus, baby don’t pass it (You see a bus don’t move)
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