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I’ve had a bunch of requests for the lyrics to my Bohemian Momsody – Bohemian Rhapsody Parody. So here they are! Well, the last line is wrong because my daughter changed it in a moment of comedic genius. LOL. ENJOY!
Is this my real life?
Where is my fantasy
Caught in a pigsty
No escape from reality
Opened my eyes
My kids are staring at me
I’m just a poor mom, who needs a sec to pee
But I’m wiping butts, folding clothes
Driving kids, to and fro
Anywhere that I go they just want to follow me, follow me
Mama, just screamed again
Cause the kids are late for bed
But heck at least they’re fed
Mama, their lives have just begun
And now my life’s in a total disarray
Mama, ooh
I just wanna cry
Have to wake up and do it all again tomorrow
Up at dawn, with my spawn
My house is in tatters
I see a little silhouetto of my kid
Give me juice, give me juice
I told you no
Oh my God they’re fighting
Always always fighting
It was his fault It was her fault
It was his fault It was her fault
I don’t care no
I said no
I’m just a poor mom, nobody let’s me
She’s just a poor mom who has to go pee
Spare her a sec a just let her wee wee
Please my son, let me go, will you let me go
Mommy, no, we will not let you go (Let me go!)
Mommy we will not let you go (Let me go!)
Mommy we will not let you go (Let me go!)
Will not let you go
Never let you go
Never let you go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go)
C’mon my love, I have to pee, to pee, to pee
So you think you can stop me and start to cry
So you think you can hug me and tell me a lie
Oh, baby, can’t do this to me baby
You just gotta get out, you just gotta get right outta here
Oh, yeah, oh yeah
They’re all that really matters
Anyone can see
They’re all that really matters
All that really matters to me.
Written by Deva and Gabe Dalporto
