So I posted a picture of a skeleton in my yard on Instagram (you follow me on Instagram, right????) as a sort of cute “Happy October” thing.
My friend Monica at Wired Momma then commented and said she always giggles at that Halloween decoration because it looks like the skeleton is in birthing position. “She's so twisted,” I thought. “And SO RIGHT!” It does look like a skeleton giving birth. And since I have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy, I had to go and put a head there. OF COURSE!
And yes, I had a spare, small skull laying around. HOW? I'm just lucky like that. We had some friends over the other night, and their 3-year-old decapitated one of our skeleton decorations, which was tragic at the time but now is the best thing that ever happened. Because if he hadn't done it, this moment of twisted hilarity never would have happened. So without further ado, I bring you Birthing Skeleton.
Happy October everyone! May it be filled with laughs!