Cause mama, you’re just a bad mom
No you’re the bad one
I’m a stay-at-home mom
I parent and work all day long, hey
Hey moms just take it back, don’t talk like that
We sang the ABCs you and me, remember that? (remember that)
You both give TLC and make great snacks (great snacks)
Now POV of all mommies, similar in fact
I don’t hate you but I have to judge you for what you do
You’re off at work you use nannies to replace you
And what is it you do? Sit on the floor
Go shopping at the store, better yet don’t start this mommy war
Oh, it’s so sad you don’t breastfeed
Formula’s fine
Cause mama you’re just a bad mom
You’re on Pinterst all day long
You never craft with your spawn
So mama you’re just a bad mom, hey!
You c-section was scheduled
Your home birth was mental
I used a birthing doula
So mama you’re just a bad mom, hey!
Oh, it’s so sad you didn’t co-sleep
I sleep-trained mine
‘Cause mama, you’re just a bad mom
You let your kids roam alone
You hover over yours like a drone
‘Cause mama, you’re just a bad mom
Your kid’s got problems
And I don’t think you can solve ‘em
You’re still wiping his butt
‘Cause you’re just a bad mom
Band-aids don’t cure the measles
My kids wont get pricked with needles
If you feed them like that they’ll never grow
(You judge, you compare and you make your own playdoh)
Band-aids don’t cure nasty people
You should have used birth control
My kids on the honor roll
‘Cause your Facebook posts are just for show
‘Cause mama, you’re just a bad mom
Your house looks like it was hit by a bomb
Everything you do is wrong
‘Cause mama, you’re just a bad mom (oh yeah)
Your kid’s got problems
And I don’t think you can solve ’em
(Think you can solve ’em!)
You’re still wiping his butt
And mama, now you’re a bad mom, hey!