Whoo hoo! It’s back-to-school time! I can’t wait to pee alone and hear myself think in my quiet, clean house when the kids head off to school! Enjoy my funny collab 6 Days Till School Starts – 12 Days of Christmas Parody with Frito-Lay Variety Packs Link to video in my profile! And share a […]
Unboxing Our Silver Play Button!
When one hits 100,000 subscribers on YouTube, one gets this amazing, shiny, beautiful Silver Play Button. It’s apparently a huge deal in the YouTube world. Of course I’m an old mom and didn’t even know people could subscribe to a YouTube channel for the first year I was doing this. WHOOPS! I’m also TERRIBLE at […]
Moana “How Far I’ll Go” Mom Parody BLOOPERS!
WE HAVE BLOOPERS! My Moana “How Far I’ll Go” Mom Parody was a blast to shoot. Lots of laughs. But also lots of drama. I got hurt twice. I did a bad job shaving. I got yelled at by a 14-month-old and was outed as having the most disgusting car on earth. So enjoy this […]
Moana “How Far I’ll Go” Mom Parody
We are big fans of Moana in my house. I mean, what’s not to love? And her signature song How Far I’ll Go was just made to be a mom parody. The longing, the yearning … these are all feelings moms have. But instead of dreaming of conquering the ocean, we just long to pee […]
Things Moms Say at the Beginning of Summer vs. The End of Summer
Summer always starts with optimism. We’re so glad school is out. We make all these big plans. Trips. Crafts. Activities. And then it all falls apart. Summer is awesome. But it’s also very looooooong. And before you know it the “B” word is being tossed around. (BORED!) Enjoy my collaboration with Meredith Masony from That’s […]
How to Take a Family Vacation in 15 “Easy” Steps
So apparently dreams do come true. My family was invited by Busch Gardens to fly to Williamsburg, Virginia and hit the park for an incredibly fun, action-packed Best. Day. Ever. We met Clydesdale horses and fed lorikeets. Ate wayyyyyyy too much sugar. And rode amazing rides like Le Scoot, Verbolten and Battering Ram (check out […]
#BlogHer17: Lost My Laptop, Lost My Room, Lost My Mind
I went to BlogHer17 and had a blast … even if I did lose my laptop, get lost in the hall and generally lose my mind. I spoke at the conference, which was lovely. I won a Voice of the Year award for my Stressed Out Mom Parody, which was awesome!!! And I got to […]
iComfort Mattress Review: Mom Finally Gets Some Sleep
#AD Sleep is pretty much THE. MOST. IMPORTANT. THING in a mom’s world. It’s what we dream of. It’s what we crave. It’s what we would pretty much trade anything (except our precious, screaming children) for. And to get a good night’s sleep, one needs a good mattress. So when Serta and Mattress Firm offered […]
How to Flush a Toilet – Passive Aggressive Tutorials
Some skills are VERY hard for young children to master. And flushing huge turds down the toilet seems to be one of them. So I’ve created this helpful tutorial to teach my kids and yours how to flush a toilet. Enjoy my latest installment of Passive Aggressive Tutorials where I teach basic skills (like how […]
Last Day of School: Kids vs. Moms vs. Teachers vs. Dads
The last day of school brings up a lot of different emotions for different people. Kids are generally THRILLED to be out for the summer. For moms (especially work-from-home moms like me!) summer can be a bit tough. For teachers it’s a well-deserved break. And for dads … well … Let’s just say Gabe had […]
#Twizzlering: Moms & Kids Edition
Sometimes things get a little too serious around here. So much work, homework, housework, work, work … all the WORK. So when we were invited by Twizzlers to join their new #Twizzlering challenge, I was like YES! Yes, I’d love to sneak up on people and cheer them up with a Twizzler. Watch and learn […]
Mondays for Moms
Keeping the house clean is a challenge when you have kids. They’re always throwing their crap everywhere. Clothes on the floor. Toys on the dining table. Nothing ever goes where it should. And after the weekend forget about it. Give the kids two solid days and they will pretty much destroy a house. So enjoy […]
Miss A Gets Her Ears Pierced!
Big news in the Dalporto Household! My daughter FINALLY got her ears pierced. After years of wanting to do it, she suddenly faced the fear and decided it was time. So we went to the mall and made it happen. And she was so brave. And so cute. And so we vlogged it. Enjoy this […]
How to Change a Toilet Paper Roll on Right This Minute
My How to Change a Toilet Paper Roll video was on Right This Minute today! I loved how they dished on my When Husband’s Go Grocery Shopping video, so I was super excited when they asked to feature this new video as well! Enjoy their take. And tell me … Are you on #teamover or […]
How to Change a Toilet Paper Roll – Passive Aggressive Tutorials
Apparently no one in my house knows how to change a toilet paper roll. So I’ve created this helpful tutorial to teach them. Enjoy my new series Passive Aggressive Tutorials! Share this video with all of your loved ones who can’t seem to change a FREAKING TOILET PAPER ROLL!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel for […]
Bruno Mars – That’s What I Like – Mother’s Day Parody BLOOPERS!
We had a blast making our Bruno Mars – That’s What I Like – Mother’s Day Parody so I wanted to take you behind the scenes. How did I make that shirt? I’ll show you! Who came up with the parody idea? I’ll tell you! Who burped on camera … er, you’ll see! ENJOY! And […]
Bruno Mars – That’s What I Like – Mother’s Day Parody
Bruno Mars might want silk sheets and diamonds in his That’s What I Like track. But all moms want for Mother’s Day are clean sheets and maybe some sleep! And someone else to do the laundry. And the cooking. In fact, we just want to be left alone! Enjoy my latest—Bruno Mars – That’s What […]
6 Signs Your Kids Are Hangry
I don’t know about your house, but in my house the dreaded hangries hit several times a day. My kids will be happily going about their business when all of the sudden BAM!!!! They’ll get hangry and will go from being perfect angels to total maniacs in a flash. Tears. Tantrums. The works. So I’m […]
